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“There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN: A Dark Lord’s Journal” is the peculiar, blackly satirical tale of the Dark Lord, who is amassing an army of Things of the Night, and awaiting likely death at the hands of:

The Elves: A beautiful, shiny, sociopathic species whose language is entirely sarcasm.

The Dwarves: Doomed hammer-swinging dwellers of the underground.

The Armies of Man: No one tells a better tale, or causes a more rapid extinction.

The White Wizard: Embodiment of all that is good and right; just ask him.

….and

The Chosen One: Victim–sorry, meant to say “Hero”–of a glorious prophecy. The Chosen One is destined to bring down the Dark Lord, if not killed first. In which case, The White Wizard will have to find a replacement. Again.

Behold! A less-than-epic saga, told from the point of view of the Dark Lord. Let’s get going; it’s time to steal the Sun.

Product Details

Edition
First Edition
Language
English
Format
Print
Properties
5.5x8.5, Paperback - Perfect Laminate Gloss, White Matte (50#), b&w interior, 240 pages
ISBN(s)
978-1-49-990580-9